In life you meet three kind of people.
The Eternals. The Moments. The Memories.
The Eternals are the ones who remain.
The Moments are the ones who leave.
The Memories are the ones who are trapped in you.
The Eternals are the great experiences of humanity.
They are the same as you. Or different.
They soothe you. Or challenge you.
They can kill all your hopes.
They can conjure the most sweetest of…
If you think about it, “elevator” is such a fucking motivational noun.
i broke a mirror 3 years ago and i think thats why im still single.
I broke my old car’s side mirror twice guess that’s why I’m still single
I broke a mirror in 6th grade and maybe that’s why middle school and high school sucked
I never broke any mirrors but I’m still single
I tried bending a spoon and my life is fucked up!
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
This is is sassiest threat I have ever read and I am a little aroused by this.
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again